HERE ARE SOME GREAT WAYS OF
DEALING WITH THE BURDENS OF LIFE
- Accept that some days you’re the pigeon,
And some days you’re the statue. - Always keep your words soft and sweet,
Just in case you have to eat them. - Drive carefully, it’s not only cars that can be
Recalled by their maker. - If you can’t be kind,
At least have the decency to be vague. - If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, It was probably worth it. - It may be that your sole purpose in life
Is simply to be kind to others. - Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, Because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
- Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, Sleep late. The second mouse gets the cheese.
- When everything’s coming your way.
You’re in the wrong lane. - Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live. - You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person. - We could learn a lot from crayons… Some are
Sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some
Have weird names, and all are different colours,
But they all have to live in the same box. - A truly happy person,
Is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.